The Boing Point!!!

The boing point a.k.a. the point at which an object, person or animal touches the surface of a trampoline or an equally elastic surface and just for that instant it seems like they are one and would remain so; until of course momentum plays its role and the object, person or animal is pushed away from the surface of the trampoline or the equally elastic surface with equal and opposite force.
Same my dear, is with the sexes. With modernization we see the differences between the sexes almost vanishing with men and women working at the same level, women being able to do and take responsibilities at almost every level at work, women heading mnc's, etc. Women today party as much or more than men do. They drink, they smoke, they ride bikes, they fly planes and so and so but this my friends is just how far the similarities go!!
Men are still from mars and women from Venus.

A woman calling another woman: *tring* *tring*

Woman 1: Hello? Heyyyyy...Allright this is an emergency!! I have to attend a party this evening and I have noooo clothes!!!! What do I do?? Can I borrow something??

Woman 2: I knoooow!! Tell me about it..The other day I had to go for a movie and I had nothing appropriate to wear!!!
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Two men driving in a car, talking:

Man 1: ...........I knooooow!!! I mean whats with the entire shopping thing all the time? My girlfriend just called me hysterically saying she had nothing to wear for a party and to think of it I just got her a lovely dress last week. If you dont know what is in your cupboard you will never know what to do with it. Look at me, I have had 6 pants and 12 shirts to go with it in my wardrobe!!!

Man 2: I knooooow!!! We have one black shirt, one blue, one red, one yellow and thats about it...no shades in between..!!!

Both of them Hi-5 and the man behind the wheel continues driving.
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Woman 1 (cries out): Heyyyyy...I have to go for a date tonight and I have nothing to wear!!!!

Woman 2: Awwwwww....lets go get something new for you!!!
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Boing!!!!!!!

-Chica